SWSL Chapter 1

 

I will resist any impulse to engage in this Otome Game!

 

 

After being driven out of the castle by my vicious stepmother, an exceedingly beautiful hunter let me go, and at that time, I thought to myself, “…Hmm?” I pondered about it.

Then, while I was being attacked in a dark forest by a slime-like monster with disgusting tentacles that emitted a strangely streamlined mucus that only dissolved my clothes, while also conveniently emitting an aphrodisiac-like substance that made me feel good as it lewdly squeezed my breasts and the lower parts of my body, a blond-haired, blue-eyed prince came to my rescue and assured me that everything was going to be all right.

―This, it was from “Snow White and the Seven Lovers”…

That was it, I remembered it, yes, I remembered…!!

It was a game I saw my big sister playing in a previous life…!

How many times have I looked coldly at my older sister playing excitedly this game in the living room while screaming in a shrill voice?

“You, Are you okay?”

“A-ah…!”

“This is terrible, the poison is taking its toll on you. I’ll help you right away.”

Wait a damn minute.

How come this prince is sucking on my breasts?

“H-hah, what do you think you’re doing…?”

“Please be at ease, I’m not a suspicious person. My name is Amir Carlos Arold Archibald von Rigleburg, and I’m the Crown Prince of a neighboring Kingdom. —… I apologize, I realize that this may be a terrible thing to do, but the situation is dire… This slime poison calls for a penis to be inserted into the female genitalia to be neutralized. Otherwise, if you do not get injected with semen, the tingling overtaking you will only get progressively exacerbated… And worst of all, you’ll die of a high fever.”

“Impossible…!!”

Isn’t this Otome game way too opportunistic?!

—W-wait a second.

(Don’t tell me, this is the infamously restricted 18-rated version…?)

A cold chill coursed down my spine.

Speaking of which, my sister did say…that she wanted me to get out of the house as soon as possible so she could play the 18-rated version of “Snow White and the Seven Lovers”.

I recalled a lot of the horrifying statements that my (demented fujoshi) sister had said to me.

In the 18-restricted version of this game, the original heroine was said to be sexually assaulted by the main hero, a Prince, right when they first meet. Next, when she stumbles upon him, the devilish Prime Minister with silver-rimmed glasses will tightly bind her with a hemp rope and punish her subsequently. And afterwards the heroine, emotionally and physically battered by all of this, will be comforted by a doggy-type knight, and when she thinks she has regained her energy, that guy will keep raping her over and over again even after she faints, and—…. Wait a minute.

(We’re already getting roped into the forbidden version of the prince’s carnal fantasies that happen right in the outdoors…?!)

I haven’t even had sex with a girl yet, and you want to tell me that my first time will be with a guy, and will be considered rape?! That’s bullshit!!

“N-No, I can’t, it’s my first time…!!”

“Rest assured, this is my first time as well.”

———That’s literally not the point!! You damn fool!!

As I frantically pushed against the prince’s breastplate, a hint of conflict showed across his otherwise sweet face.

“I do not wish to see a beautiful woman like you be unnecessarily poisoned to death because of a lowly monster, therefore, please grant me the honor of helping you.”

This big bro is rubbing my chest (Of an 18 years old, beautiful girl named Snow White with luscious semi-long black hair and with small breasts) while saying something so admirable, but what am I to do?

Besides, this guy who says it’s his first time is strangely not lacking in skill, is he?

Ah, I see, that’s how it is with Otome games…

Come to think of it, didn’t my big sister say something regarding this to me? “At least allow me to see my wild dreams become reality in games! I certainly don’t want to be stuck with a virgin who is slow or clumsy and who ends up mistaking holes even in a game.” Yeah, she did say something like that….

“No, you can’t do that!”

“You poor thing, you have such hard, perky nipples. It certainly must be so hard for you, allow me to relieve you now.”

—My first sexual experience was going to be with a man, apparently.

Hey, there is something wrong with this picture, isn’t there?

Wasn’t reincarnation supposed to be something much more enjoyable?
I definitely thought it’d be something much cooler, like an unemployed virgin gets a second chance by getting reincarnated and ends up getting super strong cheats, has beautiful little virgins falling right into his arms and who even builds his own harem.

So why the hell did I get reincarnated just to be on the verge to be raped by a man?

“It’ s already slippery wet here too…”

“Ah! —O-oh!”

As the prince’s hands descended upon my lower body, I could hardly believe that the sweet sound that resonated came out of my own mouth.

The prince looked at me with a strangely passionate gaze before saying.

“So adorable… Tell me, what’s your name?”

“I’m—Snow White!”

Nah, honestly, even I think this little heroine is way too cute.

The only problem is that I’m the one inside of her. ——Moreover, this prince is so sneaky, isn’t he? I, myself, wanted to have sex with such a pretty girl before I died. If that was impossible, I wanted to build my own harem after my reincarnation into an OP dude and then have sex with such a beautiful girl, but instead… I get this? How in the world did this happen…?

“You have a pretty name too, Snow White. Say, can you call me Amir? My Sweet White Sugar.”

(This is shit! This guy stinks…!)

Disregarding the wails of my heart, the prince carried on with his business.

 

 

 

 

 

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This blondie prince has a LONG, LONG name lol.

Regarding the last lines, the Prince tells Snow White to call him ‘Ami’ as a more endearing version of Amir I guess, but it sounds a bit strange to me I just kept his normal name ^^